[02:44.66]No, no. Its, uh, a bunch of cheerleaders. 不，没有，那不过是一群啦啦队 [02:47.66]So would you consider maybe dating a 10th-grader? 有没有考虑过 和一个十年级的女生约会？ [02:50.18]I think we could go...

[00:48.86]Ooh. 噢 [00:50.54]Lets go to school. 上课去吧 [00:52.54]BOY: Hey, yo, check it out. 嗨，看那边 [00:54.90]Thats just rude. 这太不讲理了 [01:37.74]Whats up, dude? 怎么了，小白脸？ [01:47.42]What are you looki...

[04:23.38]Well, maybe I should tell you that I never dont not date the principal of my child. 好吧，也许我应该告诉你 我绝对不会不和我孩子的校长约会的 [04:28.22]Okay, come on, Dad. Come on, Dad. 好了，爸爸，好...

[03:02.02]Oh, thank you... 谢谢... [03:02.54]- Mark. JANE: Mark... - 马克 - 马克 [03:05.38]...for that flattering yet totally inappropriate comment. 你的奉承还不是完全令人反感 [03:08.74]Please sit. 请坐吧 [03:12.90]Bef...

[01:42.06]Im the guy who invented the software that prevents people from stealing music. 我可是那个开发了 音乐防盗版软件的人啊 [01:46.58]I also invented the software that helps people steal music... 同时我也是那个开发...

[00:21.38]...but whats wrong with that? 但那又怎么样呢？ [00:22.22]I have not done anything for me since 1989. 自从1989年以后我就没有 为自己做过什么 [00:26.58]You do what you have to do. But dont think about sucking...

[04:13.46]Spirit guide? 精神引导者？ [04:18.30]What am I supposed to do? 我应该怎么做？ [04:20.82]Dont know what Im supposed to do. 我不知道我该怎么做才好 [04:31.18]NED: Ouch. Oh, ow. 噢，噢 [04:31.86]I got shot....

[02:19.66]- I guess thats... I guess, you. - Hm. - 我想这里指的是我猜是你 - 嗯 [02:21.18]Uh, is transformed by his spirit guide... 由他的精神引导者改变形体 [02:24.86]...to set him on a new path. 从而迈向新的人生...

[01:14.06]- Its freaking me out. - Its freaking me out! - 这真的要让我崩溃了 - 是要让我崩溃了！ [01:18.26]Im pubescent! 我回到青春期了！ [01:23.46]Okay. So, uh... 好的，那么，嗯 [01:27.30]...its a classic tra...

[03:49.98]No, no, no, Ned! Ned, no, no, no! Its me! 不，不，不，奈德！ 奈德，不，不，不！是我！ [03:58.34]Stop! Stop! 停下！停下！ [04:03.74]Ned? 奈德？ [04:10.06]Oh, wow. I feel great. 噢，哇，这感觉棒极...