[04:23.38]Well, maybe I should tell you that I never don’t not date the principal of my child. 好吧，也许我应该告诉你 我绝对不会不和我孩子的校长约会的
[04:28.22]Okay, come on, Dad. Come on, Dad. 好了，爸爸，好了，爸爸
[04:31.06]Let’s go. 走吧
[04:34.26]NED: I was about to close! 我正要接近她了
[04:38.74]MIKE: You have to do it right now? Just calm down. You’re a dad. 你非要挑这个时候这样吗？ 冷静一下，你现在可是我爸爸
[04:40.58]- Hi. Oh, my gosh. We’re in. - You see her undress me with her eyes? - 我的天，我们成功了 - 你看到她用眼神让我缴械吗？
[04:43.78]I don’t think that’s what that was. 我不认为那是如你所想的那样
[04:45.78]Hey. Wow. I don’t know how we did it. 我都不知道我们怎么办到的
[04:49.98]It’s Maggie’s friends. Watch this. 是玛姬的朋友们，看着
[04:51.14]- Hey, girls, how’s it going? JAIME: Do I know you? - 嗨，女孩们，你好吗？ - 我认识你吗？
[04:52.98]What’d you do, mug K-Fed? 你想怎么样，鬼脸小凯文？
[05:00.34]Welcome to the bottom of the food chain. 欢迎来到食物链的最底层
[00:04.70]Hey, look, you always had my back in high school, okay? 你看，高中时你总是在背后支持我 不是吗？
[00:07.02]So if your spirit guide wants you to be a fake teenager... 所以如果你的精神引导者 想要你假装成青少年…
[00:09.70]...and me to be your fake dad... …而我要假装是你的爸爸…
[00:12.22]...the least I can do is make sure that my fake son doesn’t look... …至少我能做到的是 确信我的假儿子看起来…
[00:16.42]...like a total douche. …不像个脑残
[00:19.42]- I don’t look like a douche. BOY: What a douche. - 我看起来才不像脑残 - 哪来的脑残
[00:22.94]We’re going shopping. 我们去购物
[00:24.94]- Really? - Yes, your shirt is bedazzled. - 真的？ - 是的，你的T恤让人眼花缭乱
[00:28.78]Bedazzled with rhinestones1. 那是些人造钻石
