[02:29.00]还未写完 [02:39.08](Jane) Can you go away, please? I did not invite you: 走吧，我没邀请你 [02:42.44]Well, luckily Tess did. When I cover a wedding, I gotta see every aspect. 蒂莎有，报导婚礼要全面 [02:45.96]...

[00:50.12]No, I dont. Im Jesus. 没有，我是耶稣 [00:51.12](Chuckles) [00:55.68]Someday- God knows when- But someday... 有一天，总有一天 [00:58.20]itll be my day. 轮到我，她们都会来支持我 [01:00.24]And then all thos...

[04:26.18](Laughs) [04:27.74]Whoa! [04:35.22]- Kevin? - Yup: [04:35.66]Oh! [04:38.58]Um- [04:40.58]What was the theme here? 主题是什么？ [04:43.66]L.A. Wedding. 洛杉矶婚礼 [04:47.02]# You gotta party If youre feeling hearty6 # [0...

[03:12.70]and have you actually looking decent. 才叫你穿成这样 [03:16.18](Laughs) Its really not the worst one. [03:17.62]还不算最差，最厉害的 [03:19.06]If I had to pick one- I got a good one: [03:26.02]- This is my favorit...

[01:42.94]- (Grunts) - Oh! Good God. 天啊 [01:47.82]What? You kept them all? You have a whole closetful. Why? 你留住它们？全衣柜都是？ [01:50.58]I have a lot of friends and I like to keep them. 很多朋友，不想浪费 [01:...

[04:48.62]or are you a cynic who knows how to spin romantic crap for girls like me? 扮温馨来骗我这些无知女子？ [04:51.22]I didnt follow that at all. But I think the second one, the spinning crap one. 听不明白，大概是后者...

[03:34.46]- 什么？ - 噢，是， [03:35.46]- What? - Oh, yes. I didnt wanna believe it till you were here. 我是马全. 杜尔 [03:35.66]你真的来了 [03:39.34]- Um, this is my fiance, George: - Hi. Congratulations... 我未婚夫，乔...

[02:19.10]And neither do you. 你也没有，她请你做伴娘 [02:21.38]She wants you to be a bridesmaid. [02:21.90](Scoffs) You are shitting me. 不是讲笑话吧？ [02:22.90]- Hello? - Please. 麻烦你？ [02:26.58]No. No, I wont do...

[00:52.94]Apparently the bride slept with the grooms father and brother... 有个准新娘同公公、二叔、侄子 [00:57.98]So, obviously, it got canceled and they were all devastated4. [00:58.18]and sister and all these people. 一大堆...

[04:47.06]你的胸只是错过了中学时期 [04:50.78]As for the third bridesmaid, I want you to ask your friend... 我想请你那位可恶的朋友 [04:52.02]- that really rude one. - Casey? 杰西？ [04:54.46]- Yeah. Yeah, yeah. - My...