[01:42.94]- (Grunts) - Oh! Good God. 天…啊
[01:47.82]What? You kept them all? You have a whole closetful. Why? 你留住它们？全衣柜都是？
[01:50.58]I have a lot of friends and I like to keep them. 很多朋友，不想浪费
[01:52.66]Right. Well, that makes complete sense... 没问题，这些裙反正很美呢
[01:54.46]- because they're beautiful. - Some are not that bad. 不太差
[01:59.14]"Not that bad"? I'd like to see one of them that's not that bad. 不太差？拿来看看
[02:00.14](Scoffs) Fine. 好
[02:02.30]Um, well- Not that one. 不是那条
[02:04.90]This one- This one is really- 但这条…这条真的…
[02:10.78]What color is this? Vomit2? 什么颜色？呕吐色？
[02:13.46]No, it's like a- It's an "olivey" green. It's very in. 橄榄绿，很流行的，穿起来很正点
[02:16.42]I'm telling you, it looks great on.
[02:18.42]Uh, no. I'm telling you that this is an instrument of torture... 这是新娘的毒计
[02:19.62]inflicted on you by a bride who wants you to look ugly. 令所有伴娘恶心到呕
[02:23.10]No. Jenna picked it because it looks good on everybody. 珍妮选它因大家都穿得好看
[02:26.26]Slightly delusional3 and will believe anything anyone tells her. 你视觉失调，轻信人言
[02:30.74]That is not true and I'm going to show you you are wrong. 你错了，让我来证明
[02:35.54]- (Door Slams) - (Sighs)
[02:43.18](Camera Beeps)
[02:45.26]See? 看？不太差吧，这料子很…
[02:47.26]It's not so bad. This sash is really very flat-
[02:53.54]Okay. You are totally right about the dress. It is not that bad. 你说得对，条裙不太差
[02:55.38]But, come on. The color? Please. 但这颜色？好心啦
[02:57.66]Well, it's your flash. I think it's blowing it out weird4... 闪光灯影响罢了
[03:01.06]and if it were just a normal- Okay, it's not very good. 自然光就…算吧，真的不太好
[03:04.02]You kind of look like a shiny mermaid5. 有点像闪亮美人鱼
[03:05.94](Laughs)
[03:08.10]You should be flattered. She didn't want to stand next to a tall, beautiful woman... 你该高兴，她一定觉得你漂亮…
