[00:27.31]迫击炮，地雷 Mortars4, mines,
[00:28.51]人员运输车 armored personnel carriers.
[00:30.35]整个部队的坦克 Whole tank divisions.
[00:32.51]这样吧 I’ll tell you what I’ll do.
[00:33.88]买六送一 Buy six, you get one free.
[00:37.28]我甚至还遇到一批 攻击直升机的火炮手 I even landed a squadron of helicopter gunships.
[00:53.15]最精准的火炮 The most sophisticated fighting machines...
[00:55.68]为对付美国而造的 但战争却从未发生 built for a war with America that never happened.
[00:58.68]小伙子，快下来吧 免得弄伤自己咯 Son, get off there before you get hurt.
[01:01.81]我闭着眼睛都能把它拆了 I can take it apart with my eyes closed.
[01:04.31]他们得感谢我 Thanks to me,
[01:05.25]终于有了 发炮的机会来发泄愤怒 they’d finally get to fire a shot in anger.
[01:15.95]我有种感觉 I have a feeling it wasn’t exactly
[01:17.81]这大概不是列宁 what Comrade Lenin had in mind
[01:19.78]当年所倡导的财产重新分配 when he advocated the redistribution of wealth.
[01:23.31]但我不是唯一的 But I wasn’t the only one
[01:24.48]提供他们资本主义速成课程的人 offering a crash course in capitalism5.
[01:28.91]我有竞争对手 I had rivals.
