[01:24.20]That was the stupidest-looking swing I' ve ever seen. 这是我看过最鸟的挥杆了
[01:27.08]I'm gonna take a Molokai on that one. 我来让它更像鸟
[01:28.08]No throwing. Come on. 不能用丢的,拜托
[01:32.64]Stop laughing, you hyenas3. Let's see what you get. 别笑,死孩子,你们打给我看
[01:34.96]Okay, you heard me. Go! Go! 听见没,快去!
[01:38.96]Show papa what you got. 表现给老爸看看
[01:50.28]- You suck, you're good at everything. - Father of the Year strikes again. -烂小孩,只会起肖 -你真是模范父亲啊
[01:55.24]By the way, cuz, I met this sexy, blond tax attorney at Starbucks today. 对了,老大 我今天在星巴克遇见金发律师
[01:58.48]I told her you the kahuna she wanna have fun on this island. 我跟她说想找乐子就要来找你
[02:04.20]You want her number? 你要不要她的电话?
[02:05.96]You pimping tourists for me again? 你又帮我拉客了?
[02:07.56]Yes! I live vicariously through you, remember? 对,我靠你维系我的生命
[02:09.92]My life sucks. 我的人生太惨了
[02:12.64]Now, come on. Give her the Waikikiki sneaky between the cheeky. 跟她来个巨猩乔扬大战金发妹
[02:17.72]Ula needs it. I imagine I did it and then I can get through another weekend. 我需要嘛,我会想像是我上场 这样我才活的下去
[02:21.16]I'm staying in. Sorry. Thank you, though. 我哪都不去,谢了
[02:24.88]- What? - Hey, Dad! -什么? -阿爸!
[02:26.16]But your stitches are bleeding. 可是你伤口在流血耶
[02:26.52]Not now, Keanu Mokokokakau. 别吵啦,赔钱货
[02:30.88]It must've been my huge back-swing. 一定是我打到的