[03:26.68]I know, it's okay. You see that, kids? 痛吧，孩子们看好了
[03:28.84]You see what happens when you play with sharks? 跟鲨鱼玩就会有这种下场
[03:32.64]Now, why you gotta spread those lies? Sharks are like dogs. 你别散播谣言 鲨鱼跟小狗一样
[03:35.32]They only bite when you touch their private parts. 乱碰他小弟弟，他就会咬你
[03:39.20]That's a good title for my documentary. 我的纪录片可以用这标题
[03:41.88]Sharks: They Only Bite When You Touch Their Private Parts. 鲨鱼，碰他小弟就咬死你
[03:46.84]Or you could call it, Sharks: They Tried to Eat My Kidney. 不然就用 “爱吃腰子的鲨鱼”
[03:49.92]All right, enough already. You too, Willie. 别笑了，你也一样，小威
[03:56.32]All of you. 你们全都一样
[03:58.36]He just cast a spell on us. 他对我们下咒
[04:00.56]All right. Put this on four times a day for two weeks. 一天换药四次，持续两周
[04:03.84]- You can handle that. - What's wrong with that turtle? -你自己可以换 -那只海龟怎么了？
[04:07.12]Lung problems because he smoked too much turtle weed... 他的肺生病了 因为他抽太多大麻了...
[04:10.00]...which is bad for you. Right, Ula? 你也一样别抽了
[04:12.92]What? I don't smoke weed. 干嘛？我又不抽大麻
[04:13.20]Hey, Honah Lee? How's that hot wahine nympho from Ohio? 大情圣，那个下港来的花痴妹呢？
[04:19.48]Great. I dropped her off at the airport this morning. 我今早在机场跟她分手了
[04:21.96]Come on, I need some details. 拜托，说清楚一点
[04:22.76]You get some booby, some assy, a pull on your poi-poi? Come on. 你摸过、爽过了？
[04:27.12]Daddy, what's a nympho? 阿爸，花痴是什么？
[04:28.80]Oh. The nympho is the state bird of Ohio. 花痴是花枝的一种
[04:34.68]You're the state idiot of Hawaii. 你还是大乌贼咧
