[03:26.12]- Ohl How could you let this happen to me? - What? 怎可这样对我？
[03:31.52]"LfJane is the prototypical, accommodating bridesmaid... 若珍是典型千依百顺伴娘
[03:34.60]"then her sister, Tess, is cast as the overbearing, overindulged bride-to-be... 她妹妹蒂莎就是飞扬跋扈…
[03:38.72]"who at any moment, one worries, might start stomping3 around Manhattan... 尽会使唤人，横行无忌…
[03:41.52]breathing fiire and swatting planes from the sky." 张牙舞爪，乱喷口水的准新娘
[03:46.28]I had no idea he was writing an article about me. 我不知有这篇文章
[03:48.08]You? He called me "Bridezilla" in the New York Frickin' journall 叫我“吸血新娘”，烂鬼纽约报
[03:54.24]I could tear him apart, I swear. I could tear him apart limb from limb. 我要斩死他
[03:54.32]五马分尸
[03:57.96]- (Rhone Ringing) - (Grunts)
[04:01.24]- What? - Can I speak toJane, please? 喂尸
[04:01.88](Grunts) The only person that you're gonna be speaking to is my attorney! 叫珍来听？
[04:05.00]你只可跟我律师谈
[04:08.56]And I don't even have an attorney, but I'm sure gonna get one! 我连律师都还没有
[04:10.24]Asshole! 不过我会立即去找一个，烂人
[04:16.04](Grunts) I gotta get outta here. 我要出去
[04:18.04]Oh, but you better alert Traffiic Control... 通知交通警，“吸血新娘”出动了
[04:20.28]because Bridezilla's on the loose!
[04:32.20]Kevin- Kevin- 凯文…
[04:34.88]Kevin, stop calling me! 别再打来
[04:39.88](Sighs)
[04:46.68]Before you say anything, can you just not say anything? 没说话前，请你…
