[02:47.34]The girl who not only hosted my shower and helped me design the invitation- 不单为我搞婚前派对、设计喜帖
[02:50.42]She went with me to the caterer3, the florist4, the wedding cake bakery- 订酒席、花球、结婚蛋糕…
[02:55.38]- (Laughter) - And to eight bridal stores... 还跑了八间婚纱店，鼓励我…
[02:57.66]where she helped me cling to my self-esteem-
[02:58.54]As I tried on dress after dress. 不停试完又试
[03:01.22]So thanks, Jane! 衷心多谢你，珍
[03:05.10]Thanks, Jane. 多谢，珍
[03:09.58]Okay! Everybody ready? 准备好吗？
[03:16.26](All Gasping)
[03:17.14]- (Gasps) - (Shouts)
[03:20.14]- (Grunts) - (Groans)
[03:32.26]Is she all right?
[03:36.62]Is she all right? 她没事吧？
[03:39.02](Groans)
[03:40.70]Whoa, whoa, whoa. Easy. Just take it easy. 慢慢来
[03:45.38]You don't wanna move around too much. Okay. This is a serious injury. 别动
[03:46.74]伤势严重，拿冰来
[03:47.06]I need you to give me some ice. You, give me a bottle of 100-proof liquor... 纯酒精，能咬的东西，快
[03:51.42]and something she can bite on- stat!
[03:53.14]All right. She's fiine, folks. 她没事了
[03:55.30]Just a little bump on the head. Carry on. 撞了一下头，继续吧
[03:59.18](Sighs) You a doctor? - 你是医生？ - 不
[04:01.86]No, but Tweedledee and "Tweedledrunk" were bugging5 me, so- 不过被人缠住，唯有…
[04:04.14]- Okay. Do you know your name? - Jane. - 记得自己的名字吗？ - 珍
