[01:44.42]You can’t believe how much cake we got stuck with! 我积存了数不清的结婚蛋糕
[01:45.34]and no "I do’s." 其中是有原因的
[01:49.70]It’s a wonder I don’t weigh 300 pounds! 我没有变成大肥婆已算奇迹了
[01:49.78]And then, her father bought all that booze that nobody drank. 她父亲买了的酒已没有人喝啦
[01:52.50]- But he didn’t mind that-- - Hi, Grandma. (Makes Kissing Sound) Hi, Netta. 他满不在乎…自己喝嘛!
[01:57.18]Grammy is giving me the skinny on why you run from marital5 bliss6. 你祖母告诉我你在教堂逃跑的事
[02:01.54]Right. 是啊
[02:04.30]Netta, cover up your ears. 妮妲,掩住耳朵
[02:06.10]It’s not that she’s afraid of the wedding. - She’s afraid of the wedding night! - Mmm. 她怕的并不是婚礼而是洞房之夜
[02:13.14]Innocent girls are terrified of the one-eyed snake. 纯良少女都害怕男人那条单眼蛇
[02:19.30]Why, when I was a virgin7 bride, 当年我以处女之身做新娘
[02:21.82]I took a knitting needle to bed with me. Uh-- (Clears Throat) 上床时还握着那根织毛衣的针
[02:25.66]- the one-eyed snake a while ago. - Oh, yeah. I forgot. 噢,一言惊醒梦中人
[02:26.26]Grandma, I charmed... 我刚刚享受过那条单眼蛇了
[02:31.22]Well, I’ll tell you one thing. 我告诉你哟
[02:33.94]Your grandpa never forgot that wedding night. 那次洞房之夜你祖父永远都难忘
[02:37.22]Netta, you can take your hands down. 妮妲,不用再掩耳了!
