[00:03.72]Settle down and eat your pancakes. 别激动，吃你的早餐吧
[00:12.52]I think she's a local girl I wanted to go up to her... 我想她是在地人 我想去跟她搭讪...
[00:15.24]...but I was kind of off my game. But, man, was she cute, though. 但我不敢 不过，她超可爱的
[00:19.88]Yeah, that's usually my policy. Make sure I don't get tied down. 对，我一向如此 免得被人绑住
[00:23.64]Freeze that image right there. 别动
[00:28.28]There's the little fella. Congratulations, Mommy. 小家伙在这 恭喜你，妈咪
[00:32.84]Sounds to me like someone is afraid of commitment. 看来有人怕承诺
[00:35.48]Let me guess. 我猜猜看
[00:36.40]Your high school sweetheart got drunk at party... 你高中的马子去轰趴...
[00:40.96]...then cheated on you with whole wrestling team. 结果喝醉跟同学大搞性派对
[00:42.16]Close. Actually, it was my college girlfriend Tracy. 差不多了，不过是大学的马子
[00:46.64]And it wasn't a wrestling team. It was her academic advisor1. 也不是跟同学搞，是跟老师搞
[00:50.44]- Oh, she liked the older man. - Older women. About 50 years older. -她喜欢老男人 -是老女人，大她50岁
[00:55.28]I hope you shot the stupid tramp. 你有海扁那只老母狗吧？
[00:55.60]What's with the "tramp" and the "bitches" talk? 怎么说话这么粗？
[00:59.76]- Are you drunk or something? - I apologize for nasty talk. -你喝醉了？ -对不起
[01:02.84]I am grouchy2 due to lack of recent physical intimacy3. 最近没啥搞头，我有点抓狂
[01:07.12]Shut up, because here comes one-time-only opportunity. 闭嘴，千载难逢的机会来了
[01:09.28]What I will do now is go into your office and become naked. 我要进你办公室，脱个精光
[01:15.44]Next move is up to you. 接下来就看你的了
[01:20.12]I may not be as limber as I once was... 我也许没以前那么柔软了...
