[00:05.52]Whoever finds this, my car is alive, okay? You saw that? 如果有人找到这手机 我的车子活过来了！看到吗？
[00:09.68]Since this is my last words on Earth, I just wanna say, Mom, Dad, I love you, 这是我的遗言 我只想说：爸妈，我爱你们
[00:12.04]and if you find Busty Beauties under my bed, it wasn't mine. 还有我的床底的“波霸美女”
[00:15.92]I'm holding it for Miles. No, no, wait that... 那不是我的，是麦斯的，等一下
[00:18.32]Okay, that's not true. It's mine and Uncle Charles gave it to me. 不对，那是查尔斯叔叔给我的
[00:20.28]I'm sorry. Mojo, I love you. 魔汁，我爱你
[00:35.84]No! No! No! No! 不！不！不！不！
[00:40.52]Oh, my God. 哦，上帝
[00:42.28]No, you're a good dog! Good dog! Good dog! 乖狗狗，乖狗狗
[00:44.24]Oh, my God. 天啊
[00:49.84]Whoa! Hey, hey, hey! All right! Oh! No! No! 喔，好吧！好吧！
[00:56.28]Okay. Please, please don't kill me! 不要杀我，对不起
[00:59.16]I'm sorry! Take the keys! I don't want them! Car's yours! 车钥匙拿去，它是你的了
[01:04.68]Listen, listen, listen. 听着，听着，听着
[01:05.16]- Good, you're here. - Let me see your hands! 太好了，你们终于来了 把手举起来
[01:06.24]- No, no, no! It's not me! - Let me see your hands. 坏人不是我
[01:09.24]- The guy's inside. - Shut up! Walk towards the car. 是车上的家伙 闭嘴，走向车子
[01:14.28]Put your head on the hood². 头放在引擎盖上
[01:29.32]Whoever did this finally managed to infiltrate³ our defense⁴ network, 不管对方是谁，它们侵入国防网路