[00:28.06]Hey! What's- No. He's gonna be right back. Hold on. 他会回来，等等
[00:30.54]Don't you think it's a whole lot of ritual for something that- 你不觉得这些仪式很无聊？
[00:34.10]Let's face it- It's got about a 50-50 shot of making it out of the gate. 反正有一半机会离婚
[00:38.18](Sighs) How very refreshing¹. A man who doesn't believe in marriage. 不信婚姻的男人，也不差你一个
[00:41.10]- I'm just trying to point out the hypocrisy² of the spectacle. - Oh. 我只是想说婚礼很虚伪
[00:42.38]That's so noble of you. Do you also go around... 你真高尚
[00:44.78]telling small children that Santa Claus doesn't exist? 你敢跟小朋友说世上没有圣诞老人吗？
[00:46.78]'Cause someone needs to blow that shit wide open. 你可以大声说出来
[00:48.82]So you admit that believing in marriage is kind of like believing in Santa Claus. 承认相信婚姻等于相信有圣诞老人？
[00:50.94]No. L- 不
[00:56.50]I don't know why I'm arguing this with a perfect stranger. 我干嘛费尽跟个陌生人拗…
[00:59.38]But, yes, marriage, like everything good and important, isn't easy. 不错，好姻缘不轻易拥有
[01:01.86]Cynicism, on the other hand, always is. 不象尖酸刻薄般容易
[01:04.22]- It was very interesting meeting you. - Bye. - 认识你真是我的荣幸 - 再见
[01:06.66]Yeah.
[01:10.02]You gonna be in more weddings next weekend? 下周末还有婚礼吗？
[01:12.58]- I have to go. - How many have you been in, by the way? 要走了
[01:13.30]- Just, like, ballpark: - Good night. 大概出席过多少？
[01:17.34]晚安
[01:23.70]- Hey, you know what? Could you- - Yeah? 可否掉回…
[01:29.30]- Forget it. - Yup: 算了吧
[02:13.42]Okay. (Sighs)
[02:17.10]- (Door Creaking) - (Sighs)
[02:22.78](Sighs) Death. Destruction. Wedding vows³. Yea. 死人、塌楼…