[01:20.88]And the fake professor thing with these fake glasses. 还戴着副假眼镜装斯文
[01:25.84]These aren’t even real, are they? 根本不是真的对不对?
[01:29.40]Sorry. 抱歉
[01:30.40]I just hate guys like you. I hate guys like you! 我讨厌你这种男人,讨厌你这种男人
[02:07.08]But this is a good look for you, Sarah. 你这样挺好看
[02:10.04]You’ve gone beyond pajamas4 and are now wearing the bed. 你已经丢开睡衣,开始穿床单了
[02:14.24]Oh, God. I just went after the wrong guy again. Like always. 老天,我又找错了人,总是这样
[02:19.52]I slept with a man who’s not my husband. 我和一个不是我丈夫的男人上了床
[02:21.40]I’m promiscuous5. 简直是滥交
[02:29.04]Oh, God. I’m a complete and total love failure. 上帝,我是个不折不扣的感情失败者
[02:35.20]- Oh, no. - Stop it, it’s not that funny. -哦,不 -够了,没那么好笑
[02:40.60]Stop laughing. 别笑了
[02:41.16]What about that cute guy I met? Condom man. 我见过的那个帅哥呢?保险套先生?
[02:45.48]- Yes, that’s how he likes to be known. - Condom man? -他肯定乐于听到这称呼 -保险套先生?
[02:46.96]- Sounds like a superhero. - I can’t. -听起来象超级英雄 -不可能
[02:51.12]He hates me. And I don’t blame him. 他讨厌我,但我并不怪他
[02:54.48]No, I had my chance with him, and I blew it. 我和他有过机会,但我给弄砸了
[03:02.64]Let’s go watch Beaches. 那我们去海滩上找吧
[03:05.56]Oh, my God. 老天
[03:12.00]When they remake this, they gotta add a happy ending and nudity. 重拍这部片时 该加上大团圆结局和床戏
