[00:33.88]片名:征婚广告
[00:58.08]The best place to meet a guy is the supermarket. 结识男人最好的地方是超市
[00:59.08]You see a guy holding a list, you know he’s married. 拿着清单的男人,肯定结婚了
[01:01.56]He’s in the frozen-food section carrying a small basket, he’s single. 提着个小篮子 在冷冻食品区的则是单身
[01:07.04]I hang out by fruits and vegetables. Better chance of getting a guy who’s healthy. 在水果和蔬菜区认识的男人会更健康
[01:13.40]Probably the best place is Home Depot1 or any hardware store. 也许最佳场所是 "家得宝"超市或五金店
[01:15.44]You just walk up to the cutest guy and say: 你可以径直走向最中意的男人说:
[01:18.76]"Do you know where I can get nailed? I mean, nails? "在哪能找到钉子?对,钉子
[01:22.92]Pardon me, I’ve been drinking all afternoon." "不好意思,我整下午都在喝酒"
[01:27.72]And that way he knows, one, that you’re easy... 这样他就知道, 一,你很大方...
[01:30.16]...and two, that you like to drink. 二,你爱喝酒
[01:32.68]I thought a great place to meet girls would be night school where they teach English. 我觉得 结识女人的好地方是英语夜校
[01:37.36]Because these girls would be from foreign lands... 因为她们从国外远道而来, 也许还有点茫然
[01:39.32]...and maybe still a little disoriented from the journey...
[01:43.28]...and I would look attractive because I speak English very goodly. ...而我会显得很有吸引力, 因为我英语说得不赖
[01:48.20]But in the end, it did not work out as I had hoped. 但这种方式最终还是不尽人意
