[03:47.16]You always were such an annoying little optimist10. 你的乐观精神总让人觉得讨厌
[03:51.08]Fortunately, happy endings are so yesterday. 幸运的是，幸福的结局已经被淘汰了
[03:57.44]Red Riding Hood11- Only the hood is left. 小红帽同学… 现在只剩头巾了
[04:00.04]Size six, if you want one. 6号尺码，不知你是不是也想要一件
[04:02.72]And Sleeping Beauty- 睡美人…
[04:04.28]Nighty-night... after night, after night. 晚安…再晚安…又晚安
[04:07.68]Forever! 晚安到永远！
[04:09.52]And Cinderelly... 而灰姑娘…
[04:12.32]still dreaming of her big, strong prince. 仍在梦想这她的高大威猛的王子
[04:16.20]Well, don't hold your breath, baby! 好吧，可别吓掉下巴了，宝贝！
[04:22.88]I did it all- 这些我全照做了
[04:23.16]the ball, the girl, the haircut, the shirt, the steed. 舞会，女孩，发型，衬衫，战马
[04:25.84]I even had the perfect underwear! 我甚至准备了完美的内衣！
[04:29.64]I'm a failure! 我是个失败者！
[04:36.16]No. That's impossible. 不，不可能的
[04:40.80]He's the prince. He's a hero. He can't- 他是王子，他是个英雄 他不能…
[04:43.76]Can't what? Lose? 不能什么？失败？
[04:51.52]Feed that thing, you half-wit! 喂喂那小东西，你这低能儿！
[04:56.20]But if I feed him now, he's gonna be up all night. 要是我现在喂他，他整个晚上都不会睡了
[04:58.28]Then I'll feed him... to the crocodiles in the moat. 那我来喂他… 喂给护城河里的鳄鱼
[00:02.96]Empress? 女王？
[00:04.20]Oh, Cinderelly? 哦，灰姑娘？
[00:06.40]Going so soon? 这么快就要走了？
