[04:10.06]and look stupid. 呆坐在那里
[04:15.14]Whatever you do, do not cut. 无论如何 别切
[04:18.30]Do not cut. 千万别切
[04:20.46]So this is a little segment that I like to call 那么 我愿意将这个片段命名为
[04:21.34]"behind the scenes of Seattle Morning." "早安 西雅图之幕后花絮"
[04:24.66]My God. 额滴神呦
[04:24.74]but from the moment that I started working here, 从我在这工作开始
[04:25.66]Many of you may not know, 你们许多人可能还不知道
[04:26.62]our seemingly charming cohost Dale Waters 我们道貌岸然的搭档 Dale Waters先生
[04:31.62]has been all over me like a cheap suit. 就像个狗皮膏药似的粘着我
[04:36.30]as I stood in front of this stupid map 都站在这幅破地图前
[04:36.86]Day after day, 就在我每天
[04:38.94]repeatedly trying to find new adjectives 变着法儿想找出些新词儿
[04:42.66]What do I do? 我还能做啥呢?
[04:43.26]to describe the word "rain"... 来描述"雨"的这段日子里...
[04:44.06]I’ve been fighting off the infantile 我一度努力要摆脱他 既幼稚
[04:47.22]and often offensive advances of that guy. 又讨人厌的求爱
[04:49.38]That’s right, ladies. He’s grabby. 没错 姐妹们 他就是贪得无厌
[04:53.06]Go to Dale. 切到Dale
[04:53.58]not the least of which being I am 35, single, 不光是因为我35岁 单身
[04:54.46]But you know, for a plethora of reasons, 但是 由于种种原因
