[00:03.36]save the serious stuff for later. 把那些严肃的问题先扔一边
[00:05.78]Holy shit. You're a dude. She's a dude. 操蛋 你是个花花公子 她真花心
[00:09.12]Okay. But wait, wait. What happens if you fall in love? 好好 等一下 如果你恋爱了怎么办
[00:13.29]What? 什么
[00:15.29]Well, you don't believe that, do you? 你不会相信那些吧
[00:17.34]It's love. It's not Santa Claus. 是爱 不是圣诞老人
[00:19.71]Well, what does that word even mean? 好吧 那个字代表什么
[00:21.72]I've been in relationships, and I don't think I've ever seen it. 我有过那种关系 但我不觉得我见过
[00:24.89]Well, maybe that's- And most marriages end in divorce these days. - 好吧 可能... - 大多数婚姻中途就完蛋了
[00:28.14]Like my parents. Okay. Mine too, but- - 就像我父母 - 我也是 但...
[00:30.47]Me thinks the lady doth protest too much. 我认为这个花心的女人太武断了
[00:33.27]The lady dothn't. 这个花心的女人没有
[00:36.56]There's no such thing as love. It's a fantasy. 没爱情这回事 那是童话
[00:39.69]Well, I think you're wrong. 我认为不对
[00:44.16]Okay. Well, 好的 那么
[00:46.57]what is it that I'm missing then? 我漏了什么
[00:51.29]I think you know it when you feel it. 当你感觉到爱的时候你就明白了
[00:56.83]I guess we can just agree to disagree. 求同存异吧
[01:01.76]Yeah. 好吧
[01:03.84]- Okay. Who's singing next? 那么 下一个谁来
[01:06.55]I nominate1 Young werther here. 我推荐这位少年维特
[01:09.39]I'm not nearly drunk enough to- Bartender. - 我还没有喝到... - 酒保
[01:11.60]# Outside there's a boxcar waiting #
[01:15.81]# Outside the family stew2 #
[01:20.11]# out by the fire breathing #
[01:23.40]# Outside we wait till our face turns blue #
[01:27.53]# I know the nervous walking #
[01:31.58]# I know the dirty beard ha-ha-hangs #
