[00:02.72]I went online, pretended I was you... 我上过网,装成是你...
[00:06.32]...and put your profile on PerfectMatch. Com. ...然后将你的资料上传到了"绝配网"
[00:10.24]You’re making this up. 不是真的吧?
[00:14.12]You can’t just sit back and passively answer... 你不能守株待兔...
[00:15.80]...other people’s ads anymore. We are on offense1. ...只看别人的广告,得主动点
[00:20.40]Well, forgive me if I’m a tad gun-shy after my last date with my father. 抱歉,上次和老爸约会之后 我还心有余悸呢
[00:22.68]Come on, at least look at your profile. 来吧,至少看看你的简介
[00:26.16]That’s my high school graduation picture. 那是我的中学毕业照
[00:28.56]That’s all I had. That or your wedding photo. 除了结婚照我只有这个
[00:33.12]"Voluptuous2"? Carol! "性感"?卡萝
[00:34.04]Every woman listed claims to be at least voluptuous. 所有女人的简介最少都是"性感"
[00:36.32]Some are "gorgeous inside and out," most are "sexually confident." 有些是"秀外慧中", 大多数是"美艳动人"
[00:41.56]"Voluptuous, sensuous3 DwF seeks special man to share starlit nights. "性感,迷人的离异女性 诚征特别的男性共享星光之夜
[00:46.44]- Must love dogs." - I put that in for you. -限爱狗人士" -特别为你加的一条
[00:50.44]And yet I’m still pissed. 可我还是感到恼火
[00:52.84]I must have done something right. You have 18 responses. 这样写肯定对了,现在有18条回复
[00:56.68]You listened to them, didn’t you? 你都听过了是吧?
[00:58.96]I like three, 11 and 14. Christine likes two and eight. 我喜欢第3,11和14条, 克瑞斯蒂喜欢第2和第8条
[01:00.84]Michael liked them all. But you decide for yourself. 迈克全都喜欢,不过得由你自己拿主意
[01:37.72]What do you mean by voluptuous? Do you mean big breasts... 你说"性感"是指什么?是指有大胸部...