[00:04.80]She’s in her early 20s. You know the epic1 narrative2 I talked about? 她还年轻,我不是说过那个"剧本论"吗?
[00:05.76]Hers would not only be secret, it would be incoherent. 她的本子不单神秘,还缺乏连贯性
[00:08.36]I wouldn’t get past the cover page. 我连开场白都通不过
[00:11.88]I mean, I’m looking for something more than Sherry. 我是说我要找个比她更有内涵的人
[00:14.76]"Hopelessly romantic, young 50s widower3... "极其浪漫,50挂零的鳏夫...
[00:17.24]...seeks lady friend who enjoys the slow bloom of affection. ...诚征欣赏迟来的爱情之花...
[00:21.68]Loves dogs, children and long, meandering4 bike rides. 喜欢狗,孩子以及骑车闲游的女性朋友为伴
[00:26.48]I will be carrying a single yellow rose." 我会带一支黄色玫瑰"
[00:29.64]- I gotta meet this guy. - Where are your boob shirts? -就选这个好了 -你的低胸衫放哪了?
[00:33.04]- My what? - Your boob shirts. -什么? -低胸衫
[00:35.44]- Don’t worry, I brought some of mine. - Oh, boob shirts. -别担心,我带了我的几件 -哦,低胸衫
[00:39.32]- I can’t wear that. - Okay, I have some dating tips for you. -我不能穿这个 -好了,我有些约会建议给你
[00:41.60]I got them from Sports Illustrated5. Solid gold. 从杂志上看到的,绝对有用
[00:46.04]Yes, that’s always been my bible for personal relationships. 没错,能永远当作 我处理私人关系的金科玉律
[00:48.56]At least listen to the tips. 至少听听看啊
[00:50.44]- Your sister has gone to a lot of trouble. - Okay. -你妹妹花了不少时间才找来的 -好吧
[00:55.48]"One, maintain eye contact. "一,保持视线接触
[00:57.56]But be sure it isn’t too intense. You aren’t a hawk6 eyeing its prey7." 但确保不要过头, 你不是一只掠食的老鹰
