[02:55.04]I think women have the whole thing planned. 我认为女人有一整套计划
[02:57.88]Really, the whole thing. 真的,全盘计划
[03:01.92]An epic7 narrative8 in their heads. You know my theory about this? 她们脑子里有个剧本, 懂我意思吗?
[03:03.80]When you meet, they have the whole story written. 她们一早就写好了
[03:07.52]But you don’t get to read it. 但你没看过
[03:09.16]But if you go off script... 可一旦你偏离了原作...
[03:10.96]...right? They write you out of the story. 懂吗?你就得退场
[03:15.36]I got written out of Act 3. 我第三幕就退场了
[03:17.36]Now you’re in Act 4, where I get you banged every night of the week. 现在你在第四幕, 我会让你夜夜狂欢
[03:19.64]Charlie, I’m toast. I just got shredded9. I am... 查理,我刚被撕成碎片,我--
[03:21.72]- It’s time, healing time. I’m on the bench. - Hey. Hey. 该疗伤了,我在替补席
[03:24.48]I’m out of the game. Bench me, bench me. 我退出了比赛,让我歇会,歇会
[03:29.16]- Hey. - Benched. 歇会
[04:15.88]I’ll be right with you. 马上来
[04:20.64]- Hi. Can I help you? - Single chicken breast, please. -要点什么? -请给我一块鸡胸肉
[04:23.64]For an extra 75 cents, you can get the whole fryer here. 再加75美分你能买下整只炸鸡
[04:25.56]Two breasts, two thighs10 and a wing. 鸡胸,鸡腿,鸡翅都有
[04:27.44]Thank you. I don’t know when I’d eat all that. 谢谢,我吃不了那么多
[04:28.08]- It’s just an extra 75 cents. - It’s not the 75 cents. -只要多加75美分 -不是钱的事
[04:33.12]I hate to see food go bad. 我讨厌看着食物坏掉
[04:35.28]We got a hundred recipes. You can cook them, freeze them and... 有办法解决, 可以煮熟,冷藏以及--
[04:36.64]Look, listen to me, mister. I’m divorced, okay? 听着,先生,我离婚了,明白吗?
[04:40.96]I eat alone, usually standing11 over the sink. 一个人吃饭,就在水槽边
[04:44.20]I don’t want chicken hanging around, okay? 我不想到处都是鸡肉,懂吗?
[04:45.48]- Okay. - Thank you. -懂了 -谢谢
