[03:20.18]He's not imaginary! 他是活生生、真实存在的！
[03:22.18]Oh, honey, that's great. 亲爱的，这太好了
[03:25.02]But the very best thing is that he Iistens to you. 不过最重要的是，他愿意聆听你的心声
[03:29.38]Because nothing means more than for a man to-- 因为对男人来说，这点是最…
[03:34.38]How did the pig tracks get on the ceiIing? 猪蹄子印怎么跑到天花板上了？
[03:37.42]Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig 蜘蛛猪，蜘蛛猪
[03:37.90]Does whatever a Spider-Pig does 施展浑身解数，尽显蜘蛛猪神威
[03:39.58]Can he swing from a web? 它能游走于蜘蛛网吗？
[03:43.42]No, he can 't, he's a pig 当然不行，它归根结底还是猪呀
[03:46.46]Look out He is the Spider-Pig 当心啊，它是蜘蛛猪
[03:54.98]Are we having fun yet? 玩够了吗？
[03:55.66]We are now. You've got a bite. 现在很好玩啊，你那有鱼咬钩了
[04:02.34]Oh, no, my good poIe! 不！我的宝贝鱼竿！
[04:07.38]You're not strangIing me. 你怎么没掐我？
[04:08.70]What the--? StrangIing's onIy good for. . . . 什么？"掐"只有…
[04:12.22]WeII, it's not good for anything. "掐"可解决不了任何问题
[04:13.58]The onIy time you shouId Iay hands on a boy. . . 与孩子唯一能有的身体接触就是…
[04:16.58]. . .is to give him a good pat on the back. …轻拍他后背
[04:18.74]Hey, what the heII are you--? 嘿！你到底要…？
[04:24.26]One more time. 再拍一次
[04:29.78]（紧张性排汗）
[04:40.82]Honey, I'm home. 亲爱的，我回来啦～
[04:47.34]（斯普林菲尔德市政厅） （丽莎·辛普森：难以容忍的真相）
[04:48.02]We are at the tipping point, peopIe. 我们现在处于大规模污染一触即发的引爆点
