[04:24.06]Thank you. 谢谢啦
[04:32.42]-Hey, what's with you? -You reaIIy wanna know? - 嘿，你这是怎么了？ - 你真想知道？
[04:34.78]Of course I do. 当然咯
[04:34.94]What kind of a father wouIdn't care about--? 什么样的老爸会不关心…？
[04:39.62]A pig wearing a hat! …戴帽子的猪！
[04:40.66]Action. 开拍
[04:44.14]Hey, hey! It's your oId paI Krusty, for my new pork sandwich, the KIogger. 嘿，嘿，是我，你们的老朋友克里斯蒂 这次向大家推荐新款猪肉汉堡"克拉克"
[04:48.50]If you can find a greasier6 sandwich, you're in Mexico! 除非在墨西哥，否则你不可能 找到比这更高脂流油的汉堡啦
[04:57.54]And we're cIear. 好啦
[04:58.70]Perfect. Cut, print, kiII the pig. 太好了！伙计，把这头猪宰了吧
[00:02.74]What--?! You can't kiII him if he's wearing peopIe cIothes! 什么？！ 你…它衣冠楚楚，你怎么忍心下手？
[00:18.62]You're coming home with me. 我会带你回家的
[00:25.98]''A thousand eyes. '' What couId that be? 一千只眼睛？什么意思？
[00:29.02]I'm pretty sure a thousand is a number. 嗯…我很确定…一千…是个数字
[00:33.34]Hey, Marge. Isn't it great being married to someone who's reckIessIy impuIsive? 嗨，玛芝，嫁给性情中人是不是很幸福？
[00:38.22]ActuaIIy, it's aged1 me horribIy. 说实话，我一直为这事懊悔不已呢
[00:41.06]Then say heIIo to the newest Simpson. 快和我们的新成员打个招呼吧！
[00:50.26]Homer! 荷马！
[00:53.58]I beIieve what happened in church was a warning about preciseIy this. 我相信教堂里发生的就是警告眼前这事
[00:58.10]PIease, get rid of that pig. 快把这只猪弄走！
[01:01.14]Oh, you're gonna Iove him. Look, he does an impression of you. 你会喜欢上它的！ 瞧，它还会模仿你呢！
[01:07.34]You naiIed her. 你吓着她了
[01:10.66]He aIso does me. 它还会取笑我呢
[01:13.34]You smiIed. I'm off the hook. 你笑了，那现在就没事啦
