[00:01.34]I'm going to caII on one of you! 我会请…你们当中的一个
[00:04.86]Now, the word of God dweIIs within everyone. 主的意志与你们同在
[00:06.70]I want you to Iet that word out. Let your spirit-- 现在我希望你们能大声宣读出来 让你们的灵魂…
[00:11.38]What is it, Ned? 什么事？奈德？
[00:13.74]The good Lord is teIIing me to confess to something. 主要求我忏悔…
[00:15.38]Gay, gay, gay. 同性恋，同性恋…
[00:18.26]An immodest sense of pride in our community. …我们社区最不庄重的尊严
[00:21.74]Somebody eIse? 还有别人想发言吗？
[00:22.78]Let the Lord's Iight shine upon you. 让主的光芒照耀于你
[00:30.14]FeeI the spirit. 感受圣灵
[00:33.82]Let it out! 大声说出来吧！
[00:35.14]HorribIe, horribIe things are going to happen! 恐怖！可怕的灾难就要降临！
[00:39.82]And they're gonna happen to you! And you! And you! And you. 会发生在你、你、你…还有你身上！
[00:49.38]PeopIe of SpringfieId, heed¹ this warning: 斯普林菲尔德的居民们 仔细听好下面的警告
[00:53.22]Twisted taiI! 扭曲的尾巴
[00:55.74]Trapped forever! 被困终生
[00:55.90]A thousand eyes! 一千只眼睛
[01:03.26]Dad, do something! 爸，快想想办法
[01:03.94]This book doesn't have any answers! 《圣经》上根本没写该怎么办？
[01:08.26]Beware! Beware! Time is short! 当心！当心！迫在眉睫！
[01:14.98]BeIieve me! BeIieve me! 相信我！一定要相信我啊！
[01:23.66]Thanks for Iistening. 多谢聆听！
[01:29.54]Okay, who wants waffIes? 好啦，谁想吃蛋奶饼？