[04:53.62]Listen, it's great to meet you, 能认识你很高兴
[04:56.00]and... you're a very attractive girl. 恩.. 你是个很有魅力的女孩
[04:58.46]I just wanted to say up front that this isn't- 我只是想事先说明 这不是...
[00:01.55]It's not gonna go anywhere. Oh. 这样不会有什么结果
[00:05.09]I liked this girl. I mean, I loved her. 我曾喜欢过一个女孩 我爱她
[00:08.85]What does she do? 而她呢
[00:10.85]She took a giant shit on my face. 她却扔我脸上坨屎
[00:14.60]Literally1. Literally? - 真事 - 真的假的
[00:18.15]Not literally. That's disgusting. Jesus. - 假的 - 天哪 真扯淡
[00:21.40]What's the matter with you? 你怎么了
[00:23.70]The point is, 重点是
[00:26.99]I'm messed up. I am. 我纠结了 真的
[00:29.16]You know, on the one hand, I want to forget her. 一方面 我想忘了她
[00:31.49]On the other hand, 但另一方面
[00:33.50]I know that she's the only person in the entire universe that will make me happy. 我知道她是整个宇宙 唯一能让我快乐的人
[00:37.92]Mm-hmm. You ever do this? - 恩 - 你曾经这样过吗
[00:39.96]You think back on the times you had with someone, replay it in your head over and over again, 不断回忆你们在一起的时光 一次又一次
[00:44.67]and you look for those first signs of trouble. 找你们第一次出现问题
[00:50.60]There's two options really. 有两种解释
[00:52.64]Either... she's an evil, 一个是 她邪恶
[00:55.81]emotionless, miserable2 human being, 没人性 卑鄙
[00:59.15]or... she's a robot. 或者 她是个机器人
[01:03.32]Small Wonder. You know, Vicki. 《机器娃娃》里的薇姬
