[01:17.32]...you have learned the secret of the Dragon Scroll4. 除非你掌握了神龙秘笈里的秘决
[01:22.84]So,how does this work? 哦 那么 我该怎么拿?
[01:26.92]Do you have a ladder,or a trampoline,or...? 你有没有梯子? 或者蹦床?
[01:28.84]You think it's that easy? That l'll just hand you the secret 哼哼 你以为这么容易 我会把无限神功的秘决
[01:33.28]- to limitless power? - No,l... 随随便便给你? - 不 我...
[01:34.96]One must first master the highest level of kung fu. 首先必须要达到功夫的最高境界
[01:38.32]And that is impossible if that one is someone like you. 显然最不可能达到这种境界的就是像你这样的
[01:43.12]Someone like me? 像我这样的?
[01:44.52]Yes,look at you! This fat butt5! Flabby arms! 对 瞧瞧你 屁股圆肥 胳膊松
[01:48.48]Those are sensitive in the flabby parts. 人家这团肉最怕疼 还有这肚子
[01:52.60]And this ridiculous belly6. 大得像个草坪
[01:55.20]And utter disregard for personal hygiene7. 不干不净 完全无视个人卫生
[01:56.56]Now,wait a minute. That's uncalled for. 赶紧打住 没这么寒碜人的
[01:59.52]Don't stand that close. l can smell your breath. 别站这么近 你的口臭扑鼻
[02:01.04]Listen,Oogway said l was... 听着 乌龟说我是...
[02:05.64]The Wuxi Finger Hold. Not the Wuxi Finger Hold! 无须铁指扣! 别用无须铁指扣
[02:07.72]Oh,you know this hold? 这招你知道?
[02:09.96]Developed by Master Wuxi in the Third Dynasty. 无须大师在秦朝发明的 我知道
[02:11.88]Then you know what happens when l flex8 my pinky. 那你一定知道我动一下小指会怎么样
[02:17.44]- No,no! - You know the hardest part of this? - 别! - 知道最难的是什么?
