[01:25.86]in, like, a million years have any real feelings for. 也不会陷进去
[01:26.94]Except for the ravenous4 animal attraction. 除了饥渴的性欲
[01:31.50]No obligations. No complications. 没有责任 没有痛苦
[01:32.42]No expectations. 没有期许
[01:35.10]That’s pretty much how I live my life. 这就是我的生活方式
[01:39.66]So... 那...
[01:42.66]Okay, raise your right hand. 举起你的右手
[01:46.50]Okay. 好吧
[01:47.02]Raise? 举手?
[01:47.50]Okay, repeat after me. 好了 跟着我重复
[01:48.90]I, Byron... 我 Byron...
[01:54.34]Okay, that’s great. 真不错
[01:54.98]You don’t even know my last name? 你连我的姓都不知道?
[01:57.46]I, Byron, promise to never fall in love with Sylvia, 我 Byron 发誓绝不爱上Sylvia
[02:01.90]no matter how awesome she may be. 无论她是多么地棒
[02:03.70]I, Byron, promise that if one of us breaks this deal, 我 Byron 发誓如果有谁不遵守这个约定
[02:09.18]- it’s not gonna be me. - What? It’s not gonna be me? - 那肯定不会是我 - 什么? 肯定不会是你?
