[09:14.30]and then when sweeps comes around, 当电视台变革的时候
[09:16.58]I take her job." 我就能接替她的工作了"
[09:18.22]And this is my favorite one. 还有这个 我最喜欢的
[09:19.30]"the man I emasculated in front of millions of Seattleites "我在成千上万的西雅图人面前 把这个男的给阉了
[09:23.38]starts wanting me back." 他竟然还求我回来"
[09:26.82]How the fuck does that happen? 这他妈的都是些什么事啊?
[09:27.34]I mean, that doesn’t make any sense. 根本就讲不通
[09:30.22]Unless I’m being punished by a god. 除非是上帝在惩罚我
[09:33.90]You guys think God’s mad at me? 你们觉得上帝生我气了么?
[09:34.90]No, I... I doubt it. 不 我... 我不确定
[09:38.58]Oh, shut up! 噢 闭嘴!
[09:39.86]Bullshit! You don’t know! 胡说八道! 你什么都不知道!
[09:46.14]So you guys are getting back together? 你们又和好了?
[09:46.74]That’s... 那...
[09:54.26]My face hurts. 我的脸好痛
[09:54.54]We’ll take care of you, ma’am. 我们会照顾你的 女士
[09:55.58]I love you. 我爱你
[09:56.86]Can you grab my water bottle? 你能把水瓶拿给我么?
[09:58.54]No, ma’am. 不能 女士
[09:59.54]But it’s right there. 但是它就在那儿