[02:29.20]Ugh, these are old. 啊，这些是旧的
[02:31.36]- Flowers? - Those are daisies. - 花？ - 那是雏菊
[02:35.16]- How about snacks? - Carbs? Are you kidding me? - 零食呢？ - 卡路里？ 你开玩笑吗？
[02:39.40]I’m just trying to be helpful. 我只是想帮点忙
[02:42.48]Well you’re not. So vamoose. 你帮不上 走吧
[02:45.40]- I guess I’ll just leave you now. - No, wait wait. - 我想我只好不管你了 - 不，等等
[02:50.04]I’m sorry I’m being such a biatch. 对不起 我这么挑剔
[02:51.44]It’s just that I’m supposed to be in Paris and I’m not, 只是因为我应该在巴黎而我却还没有
[02:55.72]and I’m going out of my mind with boredom5! 而且我现在烦透了！
[02:56.24]I mean, my Sidekick broke and l-- 我是说，我的伙伴不管我了而我--
[02:59.12]I haven’t had sex in, like, forever. 我没有，没有做爱，很久了
[03:04.08]And I’m so horny. 我很抱歉
[03:07.76]I’m horny. 我冲动了
[03:08.04]Wait a minute. 等一会儿
[03:13.44]- How old are you? - I’m 22-- 20-- 19-- - 你多大了？ - 我22-- 20-- 19--
[03:17.32]I’m-- I’m 18. 我-- 我18岁
[03:19.08]Eighteen. 18岁
[03:22.08]So do you really have my poster on your wall? 那么你是真的把我的海报贴在墙上了？
[03:25.52]- Yeah. - Do you ever like... - 对 - 你是否...
[03:30.64]All the time. 总是
[03:32.68]How many times in a day? 一天多少次？
[03:33.88]- Eight. - Eight?! - 8次 - 8次？！
[03:41.04]Eight? Oh my God, that’s hot. 8次？ 哦我的天，那可真行
[03:43.84]- You’re hot. - I know, I know. - 你很性感 - 我知道，我知道
[03:50.80]- Oh, ow. - Are you okay? - 哦，噢 - 你没事吧？
[03:53.40]Oh, my back is killing6 me. 哦，我的背疼死了
