[00:29.34]This past Tuesday, we finally tracked down 上个周二，我们终于找到了...
[00:31.82]Clyde the orangutan... 大猩猩Clyde...
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[00:36.62]- Are you sure you have $10 million? - Absolutely. - 你们真的有一千万？ - 当然
[00:39.90]Then why'd you come to me? 那你们干嘛来找我？
[00:44.38]We heard you're a big, fat liar1. Aah! 因为我们听说你是个肥胖的大骗子
[00:45.74]Sorry. My friend is not detonating on all cylinders2. 不好意思，我的朋友不是那个意思
[00:47.82]He meant, your movies are filled with big, fat lies. 他是指你的电影充满了谎言
[00:50.82]It's OK. They're documentaries. They don't have to be true. 但没关系，它们是纪录片 它们没有必要真实
[00:54.34]Look, I love America. 听着，我爱美国
[00:56.90]That's why it needs to be destroyed, so it'll come to its senses. 这是美国必须被毁灭的原因
[01:01.10]Right. Well, anyway, we need your help. 行，我们需要你的帮忙
[01:02.66]No matter how many people we kill, 不管我们杀多少人
[01:05.06]we cannot get rid of the Americans. 我们除不掉美国人
[01:06.54]We need a movie that shows we are winning. 我们需要一部展现我们胜利的电影
[01:09.22]Even though we're not. Aah! 尽管我们根本没有胜利
[01:11.90]It's a traditional Taliban love story. 一个传统的塔利班爱情故事
[01:11.94]Director Akbar, we already have an idea. Akbar导演，我们已经有一个主意了
[01:16.46]Boy meets girl, boy falls in love with girl, boy cuts girl's head off. 男孩遇见女孩，男孩爱上女孩 男孩把女孩的头给砍了下来
