[00:47.00]Got it? 懂了吗？
[00:48.96]Okay. 懂了
[00:50.24]Sorry. 抱歉
[00:54.28]It's okay. 没关系
[00:54.52]Now...it just so happens, I am open for wooing. 现在…正巧，我是可以被追求的
[01:00.12]Okay. What do I do? 好吧，我该怎么做？
[01:02.40]Well, anything. 嗯，任何事
[01:05.00]Women appreciate any gesture of romance. 女人会喜欢任何浪漫的表示
[01:08.00]I'm not a romantic. 我不是个浪漫的人
[01:09.52]You broke into your ex's  apartment with roses. 你带着玫瑰闯进你前女友的公寓
[01:11.08]I caught her in bed. 我在床上逮到她
[01:15.32]You did? 你有吗？
[01:18.88]That was my fault. I'm sorry. 那是我的错，对不起
[01:22.12]- Back to this. - Okay. - 回到这话题 - 好
[01:23.68]Just put some effort into it. 只要投入些努力
[01:26.20]Women like to be pursued. 女人喜欢被追求
[01:28.40]I've been flown to Hawaii, I've had my name peed in the snow. 我曾经飞到夏威夷去过 也曾经把我的名字尿在雪地里
[01:33.40]It all counts. 这些全都算数
[01:37.04]Okay. 好吧
[01:41.28]How about rent a billboard⁴ that says, "Let's bone"? 那租一面广告牌，上面写 "让我们嘿咻吧"怎么样？
[01:45.40]Look, I am intrigued⁵ by this theory of hers. 看，我对她的这个理论很好奇