[04:21.68]you're married and hate each other. 你结婚了，并彼此憎恨
[04:25.96]Dating is just so much more romantic. 约会只是更加浪漫
[04:29.48]So, you love romance but not relationships? 所以，你爱浪漫但不要关系是吗？
[04:31.84]What's to love about something that only brings unhappiness? 为什么要爱只会带来不快乐的东西？
[04:34.08]It's just...It's just not natural. 那只是…只是不自然的
[04:38.04]Do you know any happy couples? 你认识任何快乐的夫妇吗？
[04:40.36]All the time? No, but... 一直快乐吗？没有，但是…
[04:41.40]I am happy all the time. 我一直很快乐
[04:45.84]That's hot. Is she hot? 这样很火辣，她很火辣吗？
[04:47.40]Doesn't matter. Her attitude is hot. 那不重要，她的态度是很火辣的
[04:52.28]She could have three eyes, two  butts¹² and a tooth and I'd do her. 她可以有三个眼睛，两个屁股 和一颗牙齿，我还是会上她
[04:55.32]Hey, does this tie say "My client's guilty"? 嘿，这个会约束我说"我客户有罪"吗？
[04:56.08]She's just... 她只不过…
[04:57.08]Hey, when was the last time you had a good pastrami sandwich? 嘿，你最后一次吃一个 好的熏牛肉三明治是何时？
[00:02.44]New cafeteria girl has a sexy thin eyebrows¹ thing going on. 新来的自助餐厅女孩 有性感的细眉毛
[00:05.04]All right, I'm gonna ask her out. 好，我会约她出去
[00:08.16]You lucky moron², she just wants to have sex with you. 你这好运的白痴，她只想与你嘿咻
[00:10.56]What? Don't be ridiculous. 什么？别荒谬了
[00:14.76]Dude, trust me. Chicks love an assertive³ guy. 老兄，相信我，小妞喜欢有自信的人
[00:18.80]Come on, try it for once. 来吧，就试一次嘛
[00:28.24]I wanna have sex with you. 我想要与你嘿咻
[00:37.68]Greg... 葛雷…
[00:39.00]just because I don't believe in relationships... 就因为我不相信关系…
[00:40.08]does not mean that I'm easy. 并不意味着我很随便
[00:44.92]If you are interested in  spending some time with me,  you may romance me. 如果你有兴趣跟我一起 你可以追求我