[01:48.36]My instincts are messed up and... 我的直觉一团糟…
[01:52.44]stat-wise my dump ratio is off the charts lately. 根据智慧统计表 我最近被甩的机率已破表了
[01:55.00]Lately? No, you've always gotten burned. 只最近吗？不，你总是被焚身
[01:57.80]Remember in law school that chick who dumped you by fax? 记得在法律学校时 那小妞用传真把你甩了？
[02:00.68]Or the one who ditched you for a party clown? 或者是那个为了派对小丑 而抛弃你的那个？
[02:03.96]- That's why I hate clowns. - I like balloon animals. - 那就是我讨厌小丑的原因 - 我喜欢动物气球
[02:07.00]Especially giraffes. 特别是长颈鹿
[02:11.48]Hey, but with this chick, you can't get dumped. 嘿，但是和这个小妞，你不会被甩
[02:18.76]You're so right. That's the beauty of it. 你真对，那正是美妙之处
[02:18.88]We're both agreeing to end it after five dates. 我们都同意五次约会后就结束
[02:21.88]I think I'm gonna try this... 我想我要试试这个…
[02:23.36]see if I can come out without the usual intestine-twisting pain. 看看我能否脱身 而无通常的肠扭曲之痛
[02:27.76]What, am I boring you? I sound like I'm on Oprah's couch? 怎样，我让你厌烦了吗？ 我听起来像是奥普拉的沙发？
[02:30.28]Man, Oprah is hot. 老兄，奥普拉很火辣
[02:41.60]- Oops. - Uh-oh. - 哎呀 - 噢噢
[02:42.84]Here you go. 拿去吧
[02:55.64]Hello. ?好
[03:00.04]- Hi. - Hey. - 嗨 - 嘿
[03:04.76]Don't you guys have something to do in the back? 你们不是在后面有事做吗？
[03:07.20]No. 没有
[03:11.60]Could you take these to that place that ordered them that day... 你能把这些拿到那个 那那天订它们地方…
