[03:47.98]or perhaps a delicious liverwurst which you can spread on a cracker7, 或者是美味的肝泥香肠， 你可以把它铺在薄脆饼干上
[03:49.66]a Ritz cracker, a saltine. 乐之饼干，一种盐薄脆饼干
[03:54.70]Saltine. 盐-薄-脆（Julia滑稽的语调）
[03:56.74]Or if you have a pet, a cat or a dog, they love liver. 又或者你有宠物的话，像猫咪啊，狗狗啊， 他们喜欢吃肝的
[03:59.58]Save the liver. 一定要把这肝留下来啊
[04:02.18]- Save the liver. - Save the liver. - 一定要把这肝留下来啊 - 一定要把这肝留下来啊
[04:03.46]Now, you place the chicken on its stomach 现在呢，把这只鸡的肚子朝下放
[04:05.38]and cut along the backbone8 to the pope’s nose, like so. 然后沿着脊骨切开，像这样一直切到鸡屁股
[04:09.82]Crack! 都裂开吧
[04:11.90]Now I’ve done it, I’ve cut the dickens out of my finger. 现在我终于完工了 我把这鬼东西从我手指上除掉了
[04:13.70]Well, I’m glad, in a way, this happened. 我真高兴啊，从某方面来说，我切到手了
[04:17.70]You know, accidents do occur from time to time in the kitchen. 你们也知道的， 在厨房里就是时不时的会发生点状况
[04:20.66]We’ve never really discussed what to do. 我们从不真的去讨论要做什么
[04:24.58]First, you must stop the bleeding. 首先，必须先止血
[04:26.94]The best way is with direct pressure on the apron9, like so. 最好的方法就是像这样直接压在围裙上
[04:31.82]You want to raise your hand over your head. 你想把手举过头顶
[04:36.10]I recommend natural coagulants, such as chicken liver. 我推荐天然的止血剂，比如像鸡肝
[04:41.14]Another reason not to throw away the liver. 这也是不要扔掉鸡肝的另一个原因
[04:45.82]Oh, God, it’s throbbing10! A tourniquet11, that’s it. 哦，上帝啊，它居然还在跳啊！ 止血带，就是它
[04:49.70]Why are you all spinning? 为什么你们都在转呢？
[04:51.30]Well, I think I’m going to go to sleep now. Bon app閠it. 好吧，我想我现在应该去睡一觉
