[01:07.80]A bit, yes, yes. 有一点啦
[01:11.32]What makes you think I would be a good father? 你为何认定我是个好爸爸
[01:16.52]Well, if I had to pick one thing, 硬要我说的话
[01:21.20]I would say it was the mouse. 老鼠
[01:22.52]What are you talking about? 什么?
[01:26.56]Don’t you remember? You know, we had a mouse in our apartment, 你记得吗?我们家之前有只老鼠
[01:26.88]and then all of a sudden, the cereal box started moving? 麦片饼盒开始突然晃动?
[01:31.56]- Yes, yes. The shaky granola. Yes. - Yeah. And it ran out to our balcony, -没错,晃动的五谷酥 -然后它跑出去阳台外
[01:33.24]and, you know, you could have just taken a broom and swept it off, 你原本就拿把扫把 把它赶走就可以了
[01:37.92]but instead, you stood there for hours trying to coax3 that little guy into a shoebox, 但你却站在那 一动不动, 试图哄劝它到鞋盒里头
[01:41.76]using Jarlsberg from Zabar’s. 你还用超市的你酪引诱它
[01:44.96]Yeah, a terrible waste of cheese, seeing as it eventually leapt to its death, but... 对啊,后来证实你酪被浪费掉了 毕竟最后它还是死了
[01:48.80]And when I saw that, I just... 我看到那一幕的时候
