[04:19.83]我想我的卧室里该有一场圣战了 I imagine that there is room there for a holy war in my living room,
[04:24.10]但我们事实上互帮互助 But we practice live and let live.
[04:27.60]你为什么不坐下来 Why don’t you sit down.
[04:36.13]你喜欢哪个版本的《圣经》? What is your preferred version of the bible?
[04:39.10]当然是 詹姆斯王朝的 The king james, of course.
[04:40.56]它是最新版本 伟大学者的伟大著作 It’s the most modern, the work of great scholars.
[04:43.06]最新的就是好的 Modern is good.
[04:46.33]来吧 John 拿短篇砸我们吧 All right, john, hit us with the short form.
[04:50.60]那家伙遇到了佛祖 喜欢他说的道义 Guy met the buddha9, liked what he heard,
[04:52.66]思索了一段时间 Thought about it for a while-
[04:54.50]大概500年 当他回到 Say 500 years, while he returned
[04:56.30]地中海时 To the mediterranean10,
[04:58.30]成了伊特鲁利亚人 Became an etruscan.
[05:00.23]来到了罗马帝国 Seeped11 into the roman empire.
[00:01.98]他不想看到他们变成 He didn’t like what they became-
[00:03.70]一座巨大的屠杀机器 A giant killing1 machine.
[00:05.93]他来到了近东 他想 He went to the near east thinking,
[00:07.66]"为什么不把佛祖的道义用现代版本教给大家呢" "Why not pass the buddha2’s teachings on in a modern form. "
[00:10.96]然后他尝试了 So he tried.
