[02:41.96]Ha! 哈!
[02:43.48]Excuse me. This is the men’s room. 这可是男性洗手间!
[02:44.64]You know what? Excuse me. 你知道个屁!
[02:47.64]What did you have in mind? 你当时脑子里装的什么?
[02:50.32]Some sweet, romantic courtship 在酒吧里想着跟我来点浪漫
[02:53.68]in the bar over some warm peanuts 吃点花生米搭讪
[02:54.68]before we consummate8 our love in the glow of Spectravision porn? 调调情 再来点爱
[02:57.36]You... 你...
[02:58.68]God, I’m so sorry your little ego9 took such a bruising10. 让你的自尊心受到伤害 我真对不起
[03:00.52]But you know what? I bet the next chick that you meet in the elevator 你知道吗?也许你下一次艳遇会在电梯
[03:06.40]or, I don’t know, the gym, 也许在健身房
[03:08.72]is gonna fit that bill just fine. Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm. 那种女孩才适合你去搭讪 嗯...
[03:11.72]Even though I bet you have a wife who is actually stupid enough 不过你的老婆真够蠢的
[03:12.92]to believe that you’re the one guy with integrity. The one guy. 认为你很忠诚 把你视为唯一
[03:17.28]Until, of course, she finds that lipstick11 mark on your boxers12, 当然 当她发现你短裤上的口红印
[03:21.28]and then it’s game over, pal13. 一切就昭然了
[03:22.64]that one thing that you loved more than anything in the world, 你曾经爱胜过一切的那个人
[03:23.12]And that one thing that you held so dear, 你曾经捧在手里的宝
[03:25.64]is tainted14 and ruined and destroyed like that. 受到伤害 就此老死不相往来
[03:31.16]Ergo, if you had a brain in either head, 所以 如果你有点脑子
[03:47.20]Excuse me. 借过
[03:48.56]Sure. No problem. 没事
