[04:09.24]塞巴斯蒂安 Sebastian.
[04:09.24]- 瑟巴斯蒂安！ - 你刚在和你哥哥说话？ - Sebastian! - Were you talking with your brother?
[04:14.40]不。是的 No. Yes.
[04:16.52]电话里。他在老爸那儿。再见，老爸 On the phone. He’s at Dad’s. Bye, Dad.
[04:18.20]想象一下： Picture this:
[04:21.48]我们在乡间俱乐部 We’re at the country club,
[04:22.56]他们报道你的名字， 你穿这身出场 they call your name, and you emerge in this.
[04:30.40]不要，对不起，老妈。 我坚决不穿褶皱衣服 No. Sorry, Mom. I have a strict no-ruffles policy.
[04:35.20]有时候你和你哥真是一副德性 Sometimes I just think you just might as well be your brother.
[04:42.56]知道吗？ You know what?
[04:46.32]不让加入，那就打败他们 If you can’t join them, beat them.
[04:52.68]你要我把你变成你哥哥？ You want me to turn you into your brother?
[04:54.48]没错。 我假扮塞巴斯蒂安去伊利里亚 That’s right. I’m going to Illyria as Sebastian.
[04:56.16]我会组建自己的足球队 并在12天内打败康沃尔男队 I’ll make the boys soccer team, and in 12 days beat the Cornwall boys team.
[05:00.00]行了，你顶球顶怀脑袋了 You’ve taken too many soccer balls to the head.
[00:04.00]你知道我能行的，鲍尔 You know I can do it, Paul.
[00:05.88]但声音，习惯，胸部，思想等… Except for the voice, mannerisms, the breasts, the mentality1 and...
[00:10.16]无所谓，反正伊利里亚里 没人认识塞巴斯蒂安 It doesn’t matter. Nobody at Illyria has even met Sebastian.
[00:14.24]- 他们察觉不到的 - 他们知道你是个女的 - They won’t know the difference. - They’ll know he’s a girl.
[00:17.52]- 哦，拜托，鲍尔 - 是啊，帮帮她，鲍尔 - Oh, come on, Paul. - Yeah, come on, Paul.
