[00:45.26]I mean, what’s gonna happen when you’re no longer the center of the universe? 我是说，地球又不是总围着你转
[00:50.22]That’s just great. 够了
[00:51.94]I am finally totally engaged in something. 我好不容易投身到一件事情中
[00:55.14]Okay, maybe I’m being a little narcissistic2. 好吧，也许我有点自我陶醉了
[00:57.30]A little? On a scale of 10? 有点？10分是满分吧？
[00:59.90]Okay, a 9.3. But what do you think a blog is? It’s me, me, me day after day. 好吧，9.3分，但是你认为博客意味着什么？ 它就我，就是我啊，日复一日的我啊
[01:02.86]I thought it’d be fun. How stupid is that? 我曾以为它很好玩，这个想法很愚蠢吧？
[01:03.82]It just turns out to be a lot of what you call "meltdowns," 结果它就变成了一大堆你所谓的“灾难”
[01:07.14]but they don’t feel like meltdowns. 但是读者们不喜欢灾难啊
[01:08.54]They feel like I’m living with a totally self-absorbed person 他们愿意感觉到 他们和一个完全热衷于自身想法的人生活在一起
[01:11.14]who writes this stuff for a bunch of complete strangers. 这个人他为一群素不相识人写这些东西
[01:15.30]And it’s supposed to be a big adventure, but it’s not. 虽然听起来想是个大冒险，但它不是的
[01:17.38]It’s our life. It’s our marriage. 它是我们的生活，我们的婚姻
[01:18.74]And, here, in this room, it doesn’t feel like an adventure, it feels like shit. 但是就在这个屋子里，它一点都不像个冒险， 简直就是一堆狗屎
[01:23.34]- It was your idea! - I know, I’m so sorry. - 这当初可是你的主意啊！ - 我知道，我很抱歉
[01:25.34]What the hell was I thinking? And I’ll tell you something else. 我脑子当时进水了吧？ 而且我还要跟你讲
