[00:52.76]You can never have too much butter. 人吃黄油，多多益善
[00:59.92]August 24th, day 11. 8月24日 第11天
[01:00.88]Is this what you mean when you say, "Don’t crowd the mushrooms"? Is this a crowd? 你说“不要堵成蘑菇堆”是什么意思？ 我这算是一堆吗？
[01:03.60]353 days to go. A horrible day at work. 还有353天，今天工作很杯具
[01:08.68]An old grandma who looked as if she wouldn’t harm a fly 一个看上去连苍蝇都不肯伤害的老婆婆
[01:11.24]called me a pencil-pushing capitalist dupe. 居然称我为草根职员，资本主义的傻帽
[01:12.36]But then I came home and cooked chicken with cream, mushrooms and port, 但之后我回到家 用奶油、蘑菇和红酒烹饪鸡肉
[01:15.20]and it was total bliss5. 那真是如沐春风一般
[01:17.72]Here’s the big news. 告诉大家一个大新闻
[01:20.60]I had been cooking mushrooms the wrong way my entire life. 我这辈子都在用错误的方法煮蘑菇
[01:24.80]Don’t crowd the mushrooms, otherwise they won’t brown. 千万不要让蘑菇挤到一起 否则它们颜色无法变深
[01:28.56]Are you listening, whoever you are? 不管你是谁，你在听吗？
[01:30.60]You’re gonna love that one. 你会喜欢它的
[01:32.40]Day 22. 第22天
[01:34.84]This one’s really good with fig6 jam. 这种蘸上无花果酱非常棒
[01:35.40]I got carried away in Dean & DeLuca last night and spent half my take-home pay. 昨晚我从Dean & DeLuca 购物归来，这让我成了“半月光”
[01:39.96]And the first thing I realized when I got to the subway 我大包小包地进了地铁
[01:40.28]with my groceries, a bag of cat litter, 有各种吃的，一袋猫砂
