[01:58.56]You know why I think it is? 你知道我为什么这么想吗？
[01:59.32]- ADD. - You have ADD? - 因为我有注意缺陷障碍 - 你有注意缺陷障碍
[02:01.84]Yes. That’s why I’m so bad at housework. 不错，所以我不会做家务
[02:04.80]Oh, is that it? 哦，原来是这样啊
[02:07.72]I’m just saying, a deadline would be good. 我就说定个最后期限比较好
[02:08.52]So a deadline. "I love deadlines. 那就定一个，我喜欢期限
[02:11.80]"I love the sound they make as they go whooshing3 past." 我喜欢有个声音提醒自己时间呼呼地飞逝了
[02:13.96]- Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy4. - I mean it. - 一下子就消失在银河系了 - 我是认真的
[02:16.92]- Okay, so a year, or so. - A year? - 好吧，那就定个一年吧 - 一年？
[02:21.64]This thing weighs like two pounds. 这家伙可有两磅重
[02:25.68]I have a full-time5 job. Sometimes I don’t get home until 8:00 or 9:00 and... 我有份全职工作，有时候晚上八九点都回不了家
[02:30.64]It’s crazy. It’s crazy. 这是妄想，是妄想
[02:32.56]- Is it crazy? - Yes. Yes. - 这是妄想吗？ - 是，是妄想
[02:35.80]- Okay, you want to do Blog Z? - Yes. - 好了，你想写博客Z吗？ - 对
[02:39.32]Blog Z it is. 那就博客Z吧
[02:44.08]Nobody here 这里没有别人
[02:47.48]but us servantless American cooks. 只有我们这些没佣人的美国厨师
[02:48.16]"Servantless American cooks." 没佣人的美国厨师
[02:53.32]- What do you think? - Love it. - 你觉得怎么样？ - 我很喜欢
[02:58.68]"Start blogging." 开始写博客吧
