[01:00.68]It's an accepted fact of our  sex that we do stupid stuff. 这是身为男人被认知的事实 我们会做愚蠢的事
[01:09.48]What'd you say? 你刚说什么？
[01:11.60]I need to shed the lbs, I'm getting chunky. 我需要减肥，我变得有点胖了
[01:13.44]No, no, no, about guys doing stupid stuff. 不，不，不，关于男人做愚蠢的事
[01:15.96]I don't know. I don't listen. 我不知道，我没有在听
[01:19.16]Men do stupid things. 男人会做愚蠢的事情
[01:21.48]Yes, yeah. Think about it, I mean, that's how great things happen. 是的，对，想想看，我是说 这样伟大的事才会发生
[01:25.60]Take the Wright Brothers. 就拿来特兄弟来说
[01:26.16]What is smart about jumping off  a cliff strapped³ to wooden wings? 把手绑在木翅膀从悬崖跳下 怎么算是聪明呢？
[01:29.20]Wood is heavy. 木头是很重的
[01:31.84]That's it! I gotta do something stupid. 这就是了！我必须做些愚蠢的事
[01:37.60]- Thank you. - You're welcome. - 谢谢 - 别客气
[01:39.12]- What's open? - What's happening? - 什么店是开的？ - 怎么啦？
[01:55.48]- May I borrow that? - For two bucks⁴ you can own it. - 我可以借那个吗？ - 两块钱你就能拥有它
[01:58.60]- Deal. - Plus a week's free tapas. - 一言为定 - 加上一个礼拜免费的塔帕斯
[01:58.88]- Make it a month. - Deal. - 算一个月好了 - 一言为定
[02:01.32]- Cal, get me some scissors. - Cut that up. - 凯尔，找把剪刀给我 - 把那剪开
[02:27.60]（我很抱歉，我们谈谈吧，爸爸）
[02:41.52]I'm alive, okay? 我还活着，好吗？
[02:43.52]<i>Yeah, but are you watching "Jerry Maguire"again?</i> 是的，但?又在看「征服情海」吗？
[02:45.24]No, I am not. 不，我没有
[02:49.60]<i>Wait, is that jazz outside your window?</i> 等一下，?的窗外是爵士乐吗？