[03:10.68]So anyway, my sister, not the bipolar one, the other one... 总之，我妹妹 不是有躁郁症的那个，是另一个…
[03:21.84]- Hi. - I'm seeing someone. - 嗨 - 我正在和某人交往
[03:25.40]Boy, that's great. 哎哟，那很好啊
[03:28.84]Yeah, but it's new. 是的，但这是是个新的
[03:31.32]Do you have any love advice for me? ?有任何爱情建吗？
[03:35.76]Mom, I don't think you want advice from me. 妈妈，?不会想要我的建议的
[03:38.48]Shut up, it's time! 大家安静，时间到了！
[03:38.88]Five, four, three, two, one! 5，4，3，2，1！
[03:44.32]Happy New Year! 新年快乐！
[03:53.64]My eyes are bleeding! 我的眼睛在出血了！
[03:56.20]Mom! 妈妈！
[03:58.48]You're dating John? ?在和约翰约会吗？
[03:59.84]Yeah, he's ten years younger than me. 是的，他还比我年轻十岁呢
[04:02.88]I'm a cougar⁵! 我是一只美洲狮！
[04:08.12]<i>And I'm a young buck⁶!</i> 我还是个年轻的饶舌歌手呢！
[04:08.40]- I forgot. - Okay. - 我忘记了 - 好的
[04:12.44]I made you... 我为你做了…
[04:13.32]a scrapbook of your life. 一本你的生活剪贴簿
[04:14.56]I askjeeved, googled... 我用askjeev，google…
[04:16.88]and classmates. Commed you and... 还有同学. Com搜寻你…
[04:21.00]there is a whole page of collage⁷ of your lips. 这里收集了一整页你的唇印
[04:27.04]I love it! 我喜欢它！
[04:30.92]You're adorable. ?真讨人喜爱
[04:31.80]And I got you this paperweight that magnifies your baby picture. 还有…我为?订做了一个纸镇 里面有?的放大婴儿照片