[04:09.08]Watch it, Alan. 别乱说
[04:13.20]Can you really go through life always wondering? 你能一辈子带着疑问过生活吗?
[04:14.36]Stop making sense, okay? It scares me. 别说了, 你吓倒我了
[04:18.12]Look, you're still young, good-looking... And I mean that totally platonically. 听着, 你还年轻, 而且英俊 你是非常完美的
[04:21.20]There's tons of women out there. Work it out that way. Videotape it. 那边有大把女人 我们用摄像机把她们拍下来
[04:24.68]- Why do you think I got you that camera? - That's the Alan I know and put up with. - 为什么你觉得摄像机是我送的? - 这是你的作风, 但我能接受
[04:28.80]This called-off-wedding thing is gold. 取消婚礼最好不过了
[04:30.84]Do you have any idea how much sympathy action you can get? 你会得到很多同情的
[04:33.96]You do think life is like a beer commercial. 你把生命看作是交易啤酒
[04:35.80]Don't kill my dreams, man. 不要攻击我
[04:38.40]I mean, do you know how lucky you are that Becky married you? 知道娶到Becky是你的福气吗?
[04:42.72]Do you know how lucky you are... 知道你自己是多么幸福吗?
[04:43.28]...that someone doesn't hire a hit woman to pop a cap in your ass9? 因为有一个妙龄女郎 为你免费戴安全套
[04:47.08]I'm just trying to be your friend. 我只是想做你的朋友
[04:48.84]Then stop trying to live vicariously through me. 那就别再试图改变我
[04:51.32]Sensitive. 神经病
[04:58.00]It's kind of like Christmas in reverse10. 这倒有点像圣诞节
[05:00.08]Oh, honey, honey, we're not returning these. 噢, 亲爱的 我们不是要把这些礼物退回去
