[00:01.36]哦，不 - Oh, no! - Yeah.
[00:04.12]如果你找到他，别喂东西 他肠胃过敏 If you see him, don’t feed him. He has an irritable1 bowel2.
[00:07.12]是啊，喂他还真是我的第一反应 Yeah. ’Cause that would be my very first instinct.
[00:08.80]喂那狼珠 To feed the tarantula.
[00:20.12]我有个点子 Here’s a wild idea.
[00:22.80]你有没有想过和杜克·奥斯诺拍拖？ Have you ever thought about going out with Duke Orsino?
[00:23.88]我看有戏 I see that.
[00:26.76]- 杜克？ - 是啊 - Duke? - Yeah.
[00:29.48]- 不行 - 行 - No. - Yeah.
[00:30.24]- 行 - 不行！ - Yeah? - No!
[00:31.28]- 不行 - 行 - No. - Yeah.
[00:32.52]我觉得，他长得不错还有… I mean, he’s good-looking and everything,
[00:36.52]但他不适合我 but he’s just not the guy for me.
[00:39.24]我不知道 I don’t know.
[00:40.60]但或许他比你想象的要好 Think there may be more to him than you think there is.
[00:42.56]你是说他不是什么臭男生… So you’re telling me he’s not just another dumb jock
[00:45.16]只想泡我，然后就能在朋友面前炫耀… who wants to hook up with me so he could tell his friends, but too...?
[00:49.92]- 但又怕你把他管得死死的 - 没错 - Insecure to treat you as an equal? - Exactly.
[00:52.60]说得没错 Tell me about it.
[00:54.64]你是这学校里唯一对我没那意思的人 You’re the first guy at school who hasn’t tried anything with me.
[00:60.80]相信我，你不适合我 Trust me, you’re not my type.
