[02:14.24]我怎么会生出你这个女儿 How could I wind up with a daughter
[02:16.24]成天就在野地里踢泥巴球 who only wants to kick a muddy ball around a field all day?
[02:21.28]但世界回归正轨了，妈妈 他们解散了我们队 Well, the world has been set right, Mom. They cut my team.
[02:23.28]- 什么？不踢球了？ - 是啊，没错。不踢了 - What? No soccer? - Yeah, that’s right. No soccer.
[02:28.32]- 真可惜 - 是啊，我知道你悲痛欲绝 - How sad. - Yeah, I can see you’re all torn up.
[02:30.52]但，贾斯丁会喜欢你穿这个的 Well, Justirs gonna love you in this.
[02:35.92]这理由也不成立了 我把他甩了 Yet another reason not to wear it. I dumped him.
[02:37.72]- 什么？为什么？ - 我不想说 - What? Why? - I don’t wanna talk about it.
[02:40.56]他那么帅，又强壮 He’s so handsome and rugged4
[02:43.44]轮廓明显又会踢球 and chiseled5 and great.
[02:46.72]那你怎么不约他，老妈？ Then why don’t you date him, Mom?
[02:50.12]不，我不行 No, I couldn’t.
[02:54.80]你还好吗？ You OK?
[02:55.32]- 嘿，塞巴斯蒂安 - 嘿 - Hey, Sebastian. - Hey.
[02:58.48]摩妮琪刚找你 Monique was looking for you.
[03:01.48]你为什么会找上她做女友 Why do you even date her, anyway?
[03:03.92]她够辣！你不懂男人 She’s hot. It’s a guy thing.
[03:06.00]但她真讨人厌 But she’s so awful.
[03:09.52]喂，你知道你可以用前门 Hey, you know, you could use the front door.
[03:11.48]不能让老妈看到我 And Mom can’t see me.
[03:15.56]她以为我住老爸那里 老爸以为我住这里 She thinks I’m staying at Dad’s. Dad thinks I’m at Mom’s.
