[03:10.80]好了 听好了 我有个天大的消息 AII right. Listen up. l got huge news.
[03:13.17]你终于决定要刮腋毛了? You’re filnaIIy gonna shave those armpits?
[03:15.84]我的女性特征碍着你了吗? Does my naturaI femininity7 bother you?
[03:17.98]不不 完全没有 No. No, not at all.
[03:18.71]只是当我吃东西或是呼吸或是喝酒的时候 Just when l’m eating or breathing or drinking.
[03:21.21]真的啦 真的很恶心 你就稍微弄一下嘛 Come on. lt’s disgusting8. Just take care of that.
[03:23.55]你怎么还在这儿? Why are you stIll here?
[03:24.88]我知道了 那是因为你总是无处不在 l know. lt’s because you’re alWays here.
[03:27.88]因为我们从来都跟你混一块儿 但你猜怎么着? Because we never go anywhere without you. But guess what, funnyman?
[03:31.42]这些即将要改变了 That’s aII about to change.
[03:34.16]你终于决定要和这家伙分手 So you’re filnaIIy gonna break up
[03:36.05]跟个叫墨菲的人好了? with this guy and come over to the Murph?
[03:37.26]只要你开口 我这个墨菲随时候命 Give me the word. l’II throw you a Murph anytime you want.
[03:39.76]哈! 不是啦 我们要搬去西雅图 Ugh! No. We’re moving to SeattIe.
[03:42.80]我找到工作了! l got the job!
[03:44.80]我…我什么? 西…什么? 对呀 l’m l’m what? SeWhat? Yeah.
[03:46.80]什么工作? What job?
