[04:35.40]I couldn't believe it. 真不敢相信
[04:41.44]A real one. 真的
[04:41.48]No backtracking apologies and hugs. 没有道歉和拥抱
[04:44.04]For the first time, we were going to go to bed angry. 也是第一次各自上床
[04:56.56]Yeah, but what if they do come? 知道, 如果他们都来呢?
[04:59.84]I don't care if they give me a gift. 我不在乎他们的礼物
[00:01.72]Of course I still want your help, Mom. 我当然需要你的帮助啊
[00:05.24]Look, I gotta go. Bye. 我要出去了, 再见
[00:11.88]Welcome to Big Bride, and welcome to Brenda. 欢迎收看<胖新娘> 欢迎Brenda小姐
[00:12.08]Brenda, how can we help? Brenda, 你需要些什么帮助呢?
[00:13.84]Before you say anything, these are baked potato chips. 不用说了, 肯定又是烤薯片
[00:20.72]Is it wrong of me to take pleasure in another girl's failure? 我不应该把自己的快乐 建立在这女孩的痛苦上的
[00:23.28]Wait a second, that girl's not fat! 等等, 她并不肥啊!
[00:25.68]She wants to lose 16 pounds and 6 percent body fat in the next six weeks. 她想在接下来的6个星期里 减掉16磅和6%的脂肪
[00:30.88]How, by cutting off her arm? 怎么可能, 把她的手臂砍下来?
[00:31.76]But if Samantha Hoyt keeps eating those potato chips... 如果Sam继续狂吃薯片的话
[00:36.92]...she's going to experience a significant butt¹ explosion. 就有可能把裤子撑爆