[00:03.92]Even my mom can. 妈妈也应该行
[00:04.32]I just have to be organized, do one thing at a time, prioritize... 我必须学会合理安排
[00:09.28]...take a measured, level-headed approach. 尽量避免冲突
[00:12.40]An approach that apparently¹ is unsuited to dress shopping. 一起选择婚纱显然是错误的
[00:16.76]The bridal shop's semi-annual trunk show. 婚纱店正举行半年一度的 品牌展示推广活动
[00:19.36]Kind of an ancient Rome vibe, no? 有几分像仿古罗马式, 对吗?
[00:26.80]Kristin: Bridesmaid, lifelong friend, and voice of doom². 我的好朋友Kristin: 伴娘之一 Doom的配音员
[00:28.76]That's mine. 那是我的
[00:30.84]Back off, babe. We got dibs. 放开, 我们有优先权
[00:34.64]Does this thing come with an SUV? 这衣服是用运动型多功能车运来的吗?
[00:38.40]No, I don't like the toile. 我不喜欢这布料
[00:46.60]This seems like a lot of trouble to go to for some party. 这里就像麻烦大派对
[00:48.08]This isn't just some party. 这不是一般的派对
[00:49.44]No, it's the most important day of your life. 这是你一生中最重要的日子
[00:54.52]It has to be perfect, like mine was. 一定要办好, 我的就是
[00:57.52]Maybe because you didn't have to wear those hideous³ bridesmaid dresses. 你应该庆幸不用穿这恶心的衣服
[01:02.76]So was the parental⁴ meeting really that bad? 双方父母见面真的那么糟糕吗?
[01:08.16]No. Yes. 是的
[01:09.44]I don't know. 我不知道
[01:11.32]Sorry, didn't see the back fat. 对不起, 不知道你的背那么胖
[01:14.28]- What was the crux⁵ of the problem? - What wasn't? - 到底是什么原因呢? - 什么都不是
[01:16.20]His parents, my parents, they all had their own ideas. 我们的父母都各有一套