Fishing is a delusion1 entirely2 surrounded by liars3 in old clothes.
Don Marquis (1878 - 1937)
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
Doug Larson
Many go fishing without knowing it is fish they are after.
Henry David Thoreau (1817 - 1862)
A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other.
Samuel Johnson (1709 - 1784)
Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.
Steven Wright (1955 - )
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing4 on the shore like an idiot.
Steven Wright (1955 - )
